Gobbledygook Grader – B2B Marketing and Sales Tip #222
Are you really writing for your buyers? Do you know how many gobbledygook words/phrases you used in your last press release, your “About Us” page, your newsletter or your collateral? Ok, first things first, what is gobbledygook? Gobbledygook is a word used by David Meerman Scott to describe the over used marketing words that lack substantial meaning. These words typically do nothing to actually add value to the content. Does it really mean anything to your buyers that your product is a scalable, world-class solution? To learn more, check out the Gobbledygook Manifesto.
Here are the top 25 gobbledygook phrases used in press releases sent in North America 2008:
Are some of these words looking a little all too familiar, in a bad way? Gobbledygook Grader is here to the rescue! Gobbledygook Grader is brought to you from the fine folks at HubSpot, creators of other great graders: Website Grader, Press Release Grader, Twitter Grader and Facebook Grader. Gobbledygook Grader lets you enter any content and grades that content based on number of gobbledygook words, links, readability, etc. It is also identifies all gobbledygook words in the content. I recommend copying and pasting every page of your website into this to see how you rate. Don’t worry if you have a few words here and there that are gobbledygook. Sometimes those words are necessary. Just ask yourself, is this really telling my buyer something about my company/product that would make them want to buy? Market-leading, flexible, robust solution probably does not mean much to a prospect nor is it particularly compelling.
Thank you to HubSpot and David Meerman Scott for this very useful tool to keep our writing in check.
Friday, April 10th, 2009












